We Talk About Land Auction

By Robert Cox


If you are looking to buy yourself a property, look it up on google or something. Everyone knows that is the best way find something you need and want. In the meantime, listen to some great music as you go through all the possible auctions you can find. Wait. Auctions? No one told us you were looking for a North Dakota Land Auction.

While it can be argued that this is also an easy and sort of dependable way to acquire land, you cannot deny that whenever you hear the word Auction, something weird enters your brain. For example, auctioning humans off to other humans. Yes, we mean slavery since it is sometimes what we see in movies and what he read in books.

Especially in fanfictions. Is this a kink of some sort? To bid off attractive humans for richer people to buy? Because every time we enter a very well favorited fanfiction, it sometimes is some form of human auctioning. It is kind of sickening to think that this what younger writers are into.

You never see normal auctions happening in a forum like that. The only time we see a normal one is in Uncharted 4 where they bid for priceless antiques. And even then it was an illegal event because everyone there was a criminal and what they were trying to buy were stolen goods.

At least we all have something to brag about to our children in the future. Will we be one of those annoying grandparents that talk about the old days all the time to children? We have not even reached out thirties yet and we are already gearing up to do it. Being an adult makes us all feel older.

Ever read a really famous Undertale fanfic? We advise not to if you still want to preserve your innocence. Maybe we should just stick to the horrid ones in human auctioning rather than this cute game. Why do people have to ruin good things in the world? Why the hell did their love manifest into something so vile.

Well, maybe. We are not that violent. But some are, especially if they are controlled by envy. And the only time we actually get to see an auction is on television or from a movie. Cannot be too sure if we are sad about that though. We would not want to be stuck in a room full of screaming wealthy people.

Will we make the same mistake though? If a rebirth of our species is possible, do we move on and be better than before? Or do we just go back to being the worst scum ever to walk on this damn planet?

Either way, that is neither here nor there. We will all die anyway. We try to educate our young ones to be a better version of our generation. To learn from our mess ups. We try but so far, all we see are children born in technology. Spoiled rotten to the core as things were made easy before they were even born.




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